Falling in Love with Your Own Hand

There’s no shortage of absurd things that callers come out with during calls. One today said, “Every day that goes by, I fall more in love with my own hand.” He’s in good company with the masturbators that call. They’re all in love with their own hands as well. Many can’t get women for one reason or others, or even ones that have women and are married, the wife has closed up shop years ago and cut them off from all sexual activity. So their own hands are the only sexual outlet they have. They do make use of them.

Many claim to masturbate daily, some up to five times a day. It almost seems like a part time job with that kind of time devoted to it. Then you get ones that will go weeks or months. One the other day said he felt it could lead to mental weakness to masturbate too much. You really do hear it all. From ones devoting hours a day, to ones trying their best to avoid it as much as possible to avoid mental weakness or physical depletion. One would think their sperm is a finite resource the way some go on.

One caller I have I watch on cam once in a while is quite the ambidextrous masturbator, flipping back and forth from hand to hand with ease. I rarely watch ones, so I cannot with certainty say how many use both hands equally rather than one hand dominantly. I guess when your hand is your only sexual outlet, it’s not that out of the realm of reality you’d “fall in love with it.” It’s your only girlfriend. One guy that calls has a pocket pussy, and he thinks of it as his girlfriend. Sad lot some of these characters are that call.

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Cut My Hair

It’s funny how some men can find erotic pleasure and arousal in the simplest of everyday tasks. You wouldn’t think getting a haircut would be considered arousing to most people, and it’s not, but for ones with a hair fetish or hair cutting fetish, a trip to the barber or salon could be quite an exciting experience. One caller only likes to talk about going to see a lady barber and sitting in her chair and getting his hair cut by her. Her breasts quite near to his face as she’s working around him. He keeps his hands to himself of course, but he very much wants to reach up and grope her.

He makes a point of talking about his thick black hair and how it’s in a ponytail, but he knows she’s about to cut it off at the neck. He doesn’t want to cut his hair in one way, but he very much wants to be under the control of the lady barber that’s touching his head and standing with her sexy tits right next to his head. He knows he can’t let on it’s arousing to him, but he’s hard under the hair cape she put on him.

He said it’s all he can do not to reach under it and start stroking. Of course if he did that, she’d boot him out the door. It will be hard, but he’ll have to wait until after the haircut when he’s home to rub one out thinking of her using those barber scissors on him, giving him that haircut he went to see her for. Since it take a while for his hair to grow, it’s not like he can pop in weekly to indulge such a fantasy. He needs to wait for his hair to grow before returning. The act of getting his haircut by a woman drives him insane beyond measure.

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May I Help You?

Some hotels offer more complete service than others. One I was at recently seemed to have very attentive staff indeed. They were very friendly, and I got the impression if I let it be known I’d tip more, I could ask for more. The bellman was a very handsome man, and he smelled great. I’m not sure what aftershave he used, but I just wanted to hug him close and inhale him into me. I asked him if he did anything other than act as bellman. He smiled a wicked smile and asked what I was looking for. I knew he knew.

I decided to treat myself and asked if he’d spend a couple of hours with me for a large tip. I didn’t need to ask twice. He pinned me up against the door, kissing me hard, running his hand up under my skirt and tickling my pussy lips with his fingertips. I was soon stripped down before I knew what happened, and laid out on the bed. Him licking me until I nearly blacked out with pleasure. I was then flipped over and pounded from behind. The sounds of our flesh smacking echoing around the walls.

His balls slapping against me, I could tell they were filling with cum. He fingered my clit and made me gasp out in pleasure. I soon had his load pumping into me, filling me up. I was clenching my spasming cunt around his dick, milking him into me until he finished. I fell over in a sweaty heap. He did not waste much time getting off the bed and getting dressed again. I gave him a fistful of cash and he was soon gone out the door. I was breathless and dizzy from my unexpected furious hotel fuck. It was the beginning of a very fun stay at that hotel.

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Eggs for Pleasure

I hardly watch anyone masturbate on cam, since I just do not enjoy it, yet quite a few ask. One of my best callers though really wanted to be watched and he’s not a weirdo, so I agreed. He loves to masturbate with those Tenga Eggs sex toys. I was actually the one that had told them about them, since a few other callers highly recommended them. I asked if he’d consider doing it on cam with the egg toy. He said they were really messy, since lots of lube is required and he usually doesn’t even use lube when masturbating just by hand, as many men do not. He knew I was curious though, so he agreed to do it.

I’ve never seen porn videos of them, and only saw them wrapped in their egg like packaging in photos, so I had no idea how these toys would stretch, but boy, do they! This is not a sponsored post by them or anything of the kind, but after several callers mention something, you often will look into it online and see what it’s all about. Many have mentioned Fleshlights, but some are now going the egg route. Even though they are supposed to be single use toys, most I’ve talked to rinse them out and reuse them several times before they wear out.

I watched him drop some lube into the hole of the egg and up and down his cock, and he stretched it over and said men of all sizes would be able to use one, since it stretches so much. It was interesting to watch. When he’d pull back on it, it was nearly see through, then when he’d pull forward, it was almost as if the head of his cock glowed white. I’d never seen anything like it, and he certainly seemed to be having a grand old time using it. So if your masturbation routine is a little stale, maybe that toy could get a bit of variety into your routine. They feel quite good from what I hear!

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Let Mommy Help

There’s no shortage of callers looking to talk about their mommy fantasies. One just last night said he fantasizes about him being younger and mommy coming in to wish him goodnight and noticing he’s hard in bed. Of course being the kind mommy that she is, she offers to help her boy with his erection and offers to give him a hand job. Slipping her hand beneath the covers and stroking her boy like he’s never been stroked before. Maybe she even has a bottle of lube in her apron pocket, almost like she was just waiting for the opportunity to offer her “help.”

Calls like this are quite common place. The loving, helpful mommy. Some of course are so outlandish, yet they claim it really happened. One recently claimed he went to a masturbation club. Now they do exist, clubs where a group of people masturbate in the same room as one another, then he said he was planning on taking his mom to the next meeting. Yes, I’m sure mommy will be going with you to the masturbation party you will be attending. He said he and his mom often masturbate together. The stories they come up with are downright comical, and swear up and down they are true.

Several claim they have been lovers with their mothers since their youth. No father around, so sonny boy had to step up and be the “man around the house,” and one of their duties of course was fucking mom and keeping her sexually satisfied. They never seemed to have gotten married themselves and live with their mother into their fifties and sixties and are still apparently fucking mom at every available opportunity even though she’s now in her seventies or even eighties. No one ever said the callers did not have a sense of imagination, that’s for sure!

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